Thursday, July 2, 2009

I DO NOT LIKE DM,s AND SPAM




I do not like DM’ and Spam

I am Spam
Spam I am
I would not like them in a post
I would not like them with a host
I do not like here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I do not like DM”S and Spam
I do not like them Spam I am
I will not buy it
I would not try it
I am Spam
Spam I am
I would not, could not
Retweet your Link
I will block you cause your a dink
I do not like DM”s and Spam
I do not like you spam I am
I will not fall for a 100 followers a day
I will not follow you to your dismay
I do not like DM’s and Spam
I do not like you Spam I am
I do not want to make money while I sleep
I will not follow you, for I’m not a sheep
I do not like DM’s and spam
I hope your banned Spam I am
I do not want whiter teeth
For a mere five bucks is hard to believe
I would not, could not give a gift
I honestly just don't give a shit
Do you hear me Spam I am
I do not like DM’s and Spam
I would not could not promote your book
In my DM box I can’t bare to look
So if you have something to sell
Kiss my ass and go to hell
I do not like DM’s and Spam
I do not like you Spam I am


Written By: @Keeperofdreams




















7 comments:

  1. LMAO
    Oh good lord.
    I can't wait to tweet this..
    :P
    Hilarious! (and oh, so true.)

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  2. Copied this and posted at http://miniZuD.com
    If not cool
    Tweet me at @ZuDfunck
    Nice piece...

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  3. Keeper of the Dreams my my it has been long time..LOL I love this Spam I am..to cute
    Hope all is well with you..

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  4. This is great! Did you write this? I'll tweet it for you. Funny stuff!

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